Glorious Escapism Roleplay

LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

Oh look, those are all arranged alphabetically. Lovely. Also, your use of scat -ifit'stouchinganyone- made me giggle. So if there's just a big pile of poop on the floor that's ok? I'll keep that in mind next time.
LET'S SEE WHO HAS THE LONGER LIST.
(Brotip: It's going to be me.)

Bold text indicates a physical act, something I like being done to me.
Italic text indicates a desirable feature, something I like to admire.

TURN ONS:

Anal
Some anthro - deers, dragons, reptiles and sharks are my favourites.
Beastiality
Bondage, although only light. Can't deal with being fully tied up, I freak the fuck out if I don't have some degree of control over my body.
Blood play
Being burnt
Chikan
Claws
Cross-dressing - Mainly MTF, but I've seen some fucking hot FTMs too.
Cutting (Same type as Toutaku, as in being cut by my partner)
Death
Domination - not really gender specific, as long as they're not a wuss.
Drowning, or really any near-death situation.
Ears - Just don't ask, ok?
Fins - especially those that are like dorsal spines and retractable.
Fear
Gills - especially those on the torso.
Golden-y brown hair.
Gore - the more gruesome, the better. I've had fantasies about playing with someone's guts before. Actually, that's another one.
Guts, especially intestines.
Hip bones, also collar bones, ribcages and wrists. Just to avoid any confusion because that's the weird kind of thing that would happen here, I meant I like to see them jutting out of the flesh of an ectomorphic person. Although cuts where the bone is visible can probably get me off too.
Hipsters - I really wish I was joking. The clothing can actually look really hot if done right.
Humiliation
Various imperfections, if they're minor. Crooked, broken or missing teeth can look kind of cute.
Long, scruffy hair
Monsters - slimy, scaly, I don't really care as long as it's equipped with big fuckoff fangs.
Muscle - Ottermode is my favourite bodytype, although built can look good sometimes too.
Non-consensual (Not going to say rape because real rape is disgusting).
Pain, mostly sexual but sometimes otherwise. I pretty much consider being slapped a form of foreplay.
Pegging - I really want to try this at some point. (NOPE no subtle hints here Toutaku just move along).
Period clothing (1870's - 1920s) on men.
Certain piercings - Hip bones, nipple and tongue piercings can be nice to look at.
Ponytails - first person to quote Kyon is going to eat dirt.
Rimming - receiving and giving.
Sado-masochism. I'm a masochist, but sometimes I want to hurt people.
Shaved legs on men look and feel really good.
Shoulder-length, neat hair (a la Matthew Gray Gubler).
Spanking - receiving mostly.
Strangulation/Asphyxiation
Sweat is nice in small quantities. I think glistening skin in general just does it for me.
Tails - Naga or Mermaid type creatures are really hot, but I also like run-of-the-mill tails.
Trolls of the Homestuck variety. Is this fetish even a thing?
Urine - being pissed on as a display of dominance kind of turns me on.
Vanilla can be nice once in a while too.
Vintage clothing (1930's - 1980s) on women, but Jazz suits are fucking amazing too.
Vore sometimes. I don't like macrophilia, so I prefer predator-prey style vore as opposed to the whole "swallowed whole by a big ass fox lady" and I don't like the thought of being alive inside something.
West Coast American accents. Ffffuuuuuck.
Women's underwear on men. The tinier the better.

TURN OFFS:

Mass amounts of body hair. Pubic is fine, as long as I'm not drowning in it.
Anorexia - seriously underweight people with health problems worry me.
Actual mental problems weird me out. Maybe dating someone with chronically destructive DID put me off, but I just... Don't dig vegetables.
Macro/microphillia - We're talking like fucking tiny pixies or >8ft giants here.
Morbid obesity.
Pedophillia - I dated a guy who made me call him "Daddy" every time he wanted sexual gratification for 4 months. People who abuse children are fucking disgusting. pie is kind of okay, since it revolves more around the body type and innocuous attitude than the fact they're actually children, but. Manipulating a real minor is sick. Even too sick for the girl who wants to be drowned for sexual gratification.
Actual rape - same as the above. Fucks a person up.
Scat is kinda gross.

One thing I'm not sure if want is emetophillia. I think if vomit was bright candy colours and tasted like liquid happiness, it'd be a yes for me. But because it's normally the chunky, foul-tasting, dull-coloured mush we know as "vomit", I get put off.

THERE WE GO, 698 words. Am I the most twisted person on the forum yet?

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:35 pm Post subject:

I really don't think mine have changed much since I first posted. I guess I could add more specific things, but I don't see much point. I don't like anything violent in sex, but I don't mind things that are kind of indulgent. Really most things would classify themselves by that rule.

And most other things I'm fairly ambivalent to. There's a lot of things (like furry) that aren't special to me but don't necessarily turn me off.
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Rahkshi500 · Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 3230 Location: Unknown

I might as well list my stuff again as well.

Turn Ons:

Anthromorphic Creatures-(Including furry. They can be so cute and sometimes so sexy)
Aquaphilia-(I somehow find water around two people to be both romantic and other times quite erotic)
Body Expansion-(Probably the first fetish that I ever noticed)
Breast Expansion
Large Breasts-(From naturally well-endowed to the insane, highly implausible cartoonish enormous size. To me, "too big" doesn't exist)
Medium Breasts-(Amusingly I once read a phrase that says that a real man loves breasts of all sizes; It's something I truly believe in)
Small Breasts-(They're really cute)
Clothes Bursting
Cross-Dressing
Incest-(Mainly fictional)
Lactation
Midriff-(I somehow really find the exposed stomach to be cute and sexy)
Monster Girls and Boys
Muscle Expansion-(Thank you, Rab, for showing me the appeal of it)
Romantic Sex-(It's the added material and substance of a relationship that helps me appreciate the erotic elements)
Tentacles
Trap-(One of the most adorable turn-ons ever!)

My Turn-Offs:

Extreme Torture
Hard Vore
Realistic Rape
Scat

Neutral:

Giantess-(Cute but not enough for me to consider a turn-on)
Small Breasts-(I really don't want to do this, but seeing and reading about others trashing on large breasts for so long has me starting to see small breasts as, while cute, sometimes boring. What's keeping me from labeling small breasts as a turn-off is that I truly do like breasts of all sizes and that I don't want to sink to the haters' level)
Soft Vore-(Cute but not enough for to consider a turn-on)
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:15 am Post subject:

Rahkshi500 · Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 3230 Location: Unknown

I see. Well, I appreciate it either way.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:23 am Post subject:

OK then. Still,I should have more underwater scenes.
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Rahkshi500 · Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 3230 Location: Unknown

That would be nice.
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

It's really nice to see more aquaphiles on the forum. Water is fun.

Rahkshi500 · Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 3230 Location: Unknown

Yes, water is very fun.
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

I updated my F-list!
This one isn't perfect, but it's got the basics down, everything related no macrophillia/extreme fat being a no, the weird grey area of urine and scat and then "yes" to pretty much everything else. I'm really disturbed by the length of my "yes" list. . .

The fetishes available on this site honestly jarred me, there are things on here I never even knew were acknowledged enough to have proper terminology, e.g. "sentient cocks".
The only custom fetishes I had to add myself because they didn't have them were really trivial - suits, oversized fangs and oversized hands/claws.

Oh yes, and out of curiosity, do we have any other vore fans on the forum?

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:23 am Post subject:

Wow, yeah, some of the options on that list are a little extreme/unusual. I suppose that's kind of the point of something like that though...
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

Oh, you haven't seen the half of it. There were some that were just too weird for me to even click "no" to.

On the bright side, it has increased my chances of finding someone who RPs a suit-wearing, hyper-intelligent monster who likes smoking and eating people who also has big mutant teeth and clawhands by approximately 0.0001%.
Since I can't have the real thing I'm going to dream ok

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:17 pm Post subject:

Heh. Well, I suppose that's a good thing then.
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Rahkshi500 · Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 3230 Location: Unknown

Monster girls and monster boys have now become a new turn-on for me.
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