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Green, red, blue or gold? |
Classic green |
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Confusing red |
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Reductive blue |
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Nullifying gold |
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Lex Luthor
Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 76 Location: Metropolis
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:46 pm Post subject: I doubt an introduction's needed. |
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I am, as many of you should well know, Alexander Luthor, the general majority of you may refer to me as "Mr. Luthor." I am based in Metropolis and being the founder of Lexcorp hold a great deal of political and corporate influence.
I enjoy the writings of Ayn Rand, Classical music, fencing/sabre fighting, archaeology, astronomy, philosophy, patriotism and staring intently at the city from my penthouse at the top of Lexcorp tower.
My favourite colour is green, but I hold fondness also for purple, red, blue and gold.
I hope that with my arrival, most of you will take note and bow down immediately to my superior intellect and cashflow.
Luthor, out.
P.S if anyone wants to argue continuity with me I'd like to point out that I have created a device which allows me to acknowledge all timestreams and universes at once, so anything that might appear to you primitive screwheads as a "mistake," is just an indicator of my vast forethought and technological prowess. |
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Phil the Time Wizard Lolimaster 9001
Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts: 17466 Location: Popsicle Mountain
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome!
Good luck with the whole Superman thing. _________________
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Lex Luthor
Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 76 Location: Metropolis
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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I appreciate your support, Time Wizard. |
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Toutaku Overlord
Joined: 29 Jun 2010 Posts: 9245 Location: Subreality
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome, Mr. Luthor. Batman was cooler than Superman, anyway. _________________
"Victims, aren't we all?" |
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Lex Luthor
Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 76 Location: Metropolis
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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You know what was great, that time I owned them both. |
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Toutaku Overlord
Joined: 29 Jun 2010 Posts: 9245 Location: Subreality
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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So, Mr. Luthor, what to date is your proudest moment of invention? _________________
"Victims, aren't we all?" |
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Lex Luthor
Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 76 Location: Metropolis
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Kryptonite vibrator, it's how I brought Supergirl to her Superknees. |
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LenLenWearsBlue
Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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It's a pleasure to have you here, Mr. Luthor.
Last edited by LenLenWearsBlue on Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:29 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Lex Luthor
Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 76 Location: Metropolis
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Your welcome means little to me but I appreciate not being arrested or punched through a skyscraper. |
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Toutaku Overlord
Joined: 29 Jun 2010 Posts: 9245 Location: Subreality
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Lord, Mr. Luthor, I think I love you. _________________
"Victims, aren't we all?" |
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