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Toutaku
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 Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:29 pm Post subject: Epic Fanfiction Quotes |
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I'll open with something minor:
| ActAppalled wrote: | | it didn't matter who did what to whom or where. All that mattered was the ultimate goal: female intercourse, with help from a fake penis. |
Fourteen Lebanese Nights - Harry Potter - Ginny X Hermione X Luna
Still amused me!
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Phil the Time Wizard
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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The obligatory quotes from my favorite fanfic, My Immortal:
| Quote: | "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...........................Dumbledore! |
| Quote: | | We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) |
| Quote: | | Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. |
| Quote: | "What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. |
| Quote: | | WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. |
| Quote: | | "Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. |
| Quote: | | "Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. |
| Quote: | Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. |
| Quote: | | Den I gasped...Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 |
| Quote: | "THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"
"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!" |
| Quote: | "You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"
"No I do!" shouted. |
| Quote: | | "OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly... I fell asleep. |
| Quote: | I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz...Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." he said siriusly Den...he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and...sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111 |
| Quote: | I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted. |
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Toutaku
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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ಠ_ಠ
But seriously, it's hilarious stuff!
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Phil the Time Wizard
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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You had to see it coming. I mean it's like the most quotable fanfic ever.
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Toutaku
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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That's certainly true.
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| C.Queen wrote: | | "I like kissing Captain Ukitake better than calculus and not getting yelled at." Nemu confined, since it was only fair. |
Sexy Captain's Curse - Bleach - Nemu/Ukitake
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