Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:41 am Post subject: My Immortal: The RP

[1 day at Hogwarts it wuz snowing and raining. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way woke up and steeped out of her black coffin. She put on a black corset and a black miniskirt and black fishnetz and black heels and four pairs of skull eariings and lots of black eyeliner and black eyeshado and white foundation and spray panted her hare with purple.

She went to teh grate hal and got sum Count Chorcula cereal with blood insted of milk. At she ate she thot of new lirics fro songs for her goffic metal band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666 well she wated 4 her fronds 2 arive.]

Short, simple start. I can't think of any sort of more complicate scenario.

Edit: And I have no idea why I initially posted it in the wrong section....
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:06 am Post subject:

I wondered about that too.

[Cho Chang wok up amnd got out of bed. She puit on her purl;pe minidress and her black tightz. den she wor her big goffic boots wiv bukles and litle croses on dem.

She flew her brooom indorz to teh hall and stuk her midle fingre up at da prepz as she flew an den she walked obver to her freind Enoby and sat don next to her. She kised her on teh cheek, cuz Cho is bi. "How are you todday deer?" she aksed./]

Neither do I. Awesome start though!
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:46 pm Post subject:

[Ebony locked and sawed who it was who had kiss her. It was.... Lilith! Liith is Cho who is totly hot goffik gurl who is Enoby's fred.

"OMG, hi LIlit. Ho are u toady?" asked Ebony with smiling. "U lok tottly hawt! Where u get that dress, Hot Topik?"]
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:56 pm Post subject:

[Lilit smlied an did a spin so Enoby cud seee her dress that only reeched jst abuv her ass.

"HLLZ YEH" she sed, sititing bck down and eatin sum toast. "Im felling deprezzed... but knoiw im wit u i feel better!!!" Lilth then hotly kised Ebon and didnt care th prepz were gettin annooyd becuz Ebony was SO FUKIN HOT!!1]

Oh god, the amount of red squiggly lines...
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:04 pm Post subject:

[Eboby gapsed. Lilth was kising her!!!111

She was worried abot wat Darko wood think but Lilli was so sexah that she juts cudnt sto hreself!!!111

She kissed Lilith bak hawtly and sexly and laughed at how al da prepz were starring. She could see sum of da boys getting erections cuz it was so hawt.

"OMG!" said Ebony aftert kisss. "You are so sexxy, gurl. Dat wuz fokking awesum!!!111"]
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:17 pm Post subject:

[Lilith lauhed and wiped her mmouth cuz there was blud cuz the kis wuz voilant.

"Ya it wuz! Ur hawter than me, tho. Ur liek the haawtest gurl in skool" said Lilit wiv flitry eyez. "I hve sum tickets to see a hawt goffik band in Hugsnead tomoroww!! u wna cum?"]
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:34 pm Post subject:

[Eboony thoft about it 4 a momet. Drako had kind of ben naht paying attenshun to her l8tly. Tomrorow he was gong sumwhere with Vampire and sum of the otter boiz and he handt envited Enoby.

Ebony decided she'd go on date with Lilith insted. Its wat dat bastrad deserved!!!111 Besuidz, she was sos sexah and hawt and Enoby totally wanted her.

"Kay. I'm like totly up 4 dat sine u iz so sexxy and stuff," said Ebony goffikally. "Lets do it!"

"Do u has an utfit for the consort? Or should we goes shoppin 1st?" Evony asked exittedly.]
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:01 pm Post subject:

[Lilith wus so hapoy she skreemed and hugged her frend again. Dis wuz gnna be so fukin awsome1!

"We shud go shipping firts, I ned new underqaer neway!"

Lilith wus lookin 4wrad to seein Enoby's new sexey cloths. IT was gunna be sooo nuch fun!!]

Sorry for short posts, feeling a tad under the weather.

And does Ebony EVER go to her lessons?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:11 pm Post subject:

["Kay, den lt's go 2 Hot Topick!" said Ebony. "Let's go on out broms."

Ebony poled out her broom, which was black with hot pink lace on it. She was ready 2 go 2 Hto Topic in Hogsmede.

She was ixcited to see what sexxy underwear Lilith wood b geting. Thinking about it made her body go all hawt, kind of like an errection, but she didn't get once because she's a girl, u sicko.]

It's cool.

She's shown going to "Advanced Biology" and "Hair of Magical Magic Creatures"...
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:39 pm Post subject:

[Lilith got he broom, witch (lol geddit?) was blck wiv red paaint up da sidez to make it look liek blood.

"Yuh lets go to Hot Toppik and get some sexxt underwar and some nu clothes and mebbe sum bootz!"

Lilith got on her broom and flashed Ebony wen she did it, and then flkew out of the dor and began to fly to Hogsmeede.]
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:46 pm Post subject:

[Liltih was so sexxy! Ebony flu afer her in her boom. They were flying. Then they were at Hogmeade.

They went in Hot topic. Egogy locked at al da cloves.

She sawed dis really ot and sexoy low cut ledder bvlak derss that had al dis metal stuff on it. She totally wanted it so she went and put it on.

"Wut do u fink?" aksed Enony as she showed off the sexy utfit.]
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:23 am Post subject:

[Voldemort sudenly apaired in fornt of the girls, his glowering red eyes litting up the nihgt. He had no nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was waring all black but it was ovbious he wasnt goffic.

“Imperials!” he shooted malvioletnly.

An blast of enery eruped from his wand, flewing write at the girl!]
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

SimplyRed · Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:12 pm Post subject:

["Good shoot master" said the main stading beehive Veldamort.

He wus a good leeking boy wif silver hair and a silver rope with a very clean cut lock to him. His name wus Sefirof Saskei and he was atooaly Liliths twin brother!!!!!111112 But wus seporatodd at bith so she totaly did noch no he wus her borther. But worse ovf all he wes a Prepee!!! and not a kewl gothic leek his sistar.

Shiporaf saw that it was his sis and he gotted a hard on and sed, "Now teh circal is complet, I know u LILITH!!!"
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