Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:07 pm Post subject:

You get a vial of mercury.

*inserts giant rubber band ball*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Toutaku · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:09 pm Post subject:

You get a signed pair of Obama's smelly, unwashed boxers. For life.

*inserts water*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:11 pm Post subject:

Oh, god, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You get Hydrogen molecules.

*inserts gold-plated breastplate*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Toutaku · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject:

You get a platter of Korean meat dumplings.

*inserts a pile of dog bones >.>*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:16 pm Post subject:

You get an undead bulldog.

*inserts hobgoblin*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Toutaku · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:20 pm Post subject:

You get the complete control of a batallion of Nazi SS Stormtrooper Zombies.

*inserts pie*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:29 pm Post subject:

You get some blueberry pie.

*inserts a fence*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Toutaku · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject:

You get a smaller vending machine.

*inserts crust*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject:

You get two more blueberry pies, with a third one being hurled at you.

*inserts mango*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:34 pm Post subject:

You get a pie covered in whipped cream.

*inserts a stick of butter*
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:39 pm Post subject:

I'm confused, an actual pie or another little girl?

You get melted chocolate in a bowl.

*inserts flamethrower*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject:

You will never know.

You get bacon.

*inserts a picture of Erza Scarlet*
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:47 pm Post subject:

I'm going with an actual pie. I have three little girls to take care of right now.

You get a frisbee that talks.

*inserts green jello*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:49 pm Post subject:

You get thirty naked pies.

*inserts a bush*
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:58 pm Post subject:

Damn it, Phil!

You get a pie throwing machine.

*inserts a gold-colored star*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.