Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Selrahc · Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:13 pm Post subject:

This is another 2 for 1 week, since its so rare.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3839-Bastion-and-From-Dust
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:22 am Post subject:

Kind of another bland one, since he seemed to rather like both the games.

Ah well.
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:12 am Post subject:

*throws a chair at the wall*

RRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! DAMNIT YAHTZEE, STOP GIVING GOOD COMMENTS TO EVERYONE AND KICK THEIR SHIT INSIDE THEIR ASS!!!
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:08 pm Post subject:

Yahtzee reviews Catherine:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3872-Catherine

Again, he doesn't seem to hate it. Which is good, considering this is a game I'll play at some point.
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject:

Well, its been a while since we put up Yahtzee vids, but due to my disillusionment with Yahtzee over the past few weeks, I didn't bother with putting it up.

SO, what we missed:

Review for Catherine (this was in Gamestop, it literally has its own little corner for it),

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3872-Catherine

Red Faction: Armageddon, the continuation of destroying the Marxist utopian Mars via aliens or some shit,

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3942-Red-Faction-Armageddon

Deus Ex and its sequel.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4093-Deus-Ex

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4137-Deus-Ex-Human-Revolution

Now excuse me while I weep for the old Yahtzee.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:53 pm Post subject:

He's had a few good lines ins some of these but, yeah, they weren't really memorable enough for me to even remember to post them.

Someone needs to find the guy an unquestionably awful game to play.

As it is right now, he's just not doing enough of what he does best. I still watch and enjoy his show, but it really might not even be my favorite internet review show anymore.
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:16 pm Post subject:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwu4iYc3A1NFHK5JxFBuyN-IjUvVnRgSU5BsOEG_MNIPx_Qm3C

I wonder if he would like these as his tombstones...
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:03 pm Post subject:

Not cool, dude. He's still pretty funny, even if it's not quite as good as it has been before.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:40 am Post subject:

This week we had what I think is one of the better episodes in a while:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4181-Driver-San-Francisco

The game is Driver: San Francisco, some racing game I wouldn't have otherwise known existed. Yahtzee also really likes this game. Despite all that, he worked in great lines for this one. First one in a while I was compelled to post; that probably says something.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:06 pm Post subject:

Yahtzee reviews some zombie game:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4694-Dead-Island

Finally he's back to just completely hating something. Pretty good episode. Last week's was still somehow better though.
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:31 pm Post subject:

Is it true? He actually hates this game?

WOOOOOOOOOT!!!

I will watch later with anticipation!!!

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T WATCH IT!!!

Because of the startling number of viruses that managed to get through when Avast! wasn't working, it is now slowing down my computer. Especially when it boots up my desktop. I can still watch the vid, but now have to wait 20 minutes for it to load it up fully.
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:53 am Post subject:

That was epically hilarious. And yes, the game developers need to "quit with the fucking Zombies already!", it does get irritating after the X00th zombie-based game.

But anyways, welcome back, Yahtzee!!!
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:02 am Post subject:

Yeah. There really is a bit of an over saturation of zombies these days... even if they are still kind of cool.
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:18 am Post subject:

I'm glad to see Yahtzee go batshit on a game again either way.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:19 am Post subject:

It is good, I suppose.
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