Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:21 pm Post subject: Request Drabble Vending Machine

Toutaku's great idea for a game here. His explanation:

"One person would open with a series, theme and possibly a pairing, for example "Lucky Star, Konata X Kagami, use terrible RP as a plot device!". The next person would write a 100 - 200 word reply at most, and then add their own request. "

Sounds like fun!

Anyway, to start:

Series: Homestuck
Theme: Whatever you want.
Pairing: Nicolas Cage/Vriska Serket
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:39 pm Post subject:

Haha, awesomeness. I'll see what I can come up with.

[Despite the destruction of his home world, all his adoring fans tragically dying and even brushing with death himself, Nicholas Cage was far from unhappy.

The Nick of Time had found solace and joy in a beautiful troll girl he watched from afar, daring not to come closer lest she be frightened. He coveted her, yet consigned himself to a lifetime of Godhood without her.

Until she came to him.

How happy he was that not only were his feelings accepted, they were even reciprocated! As she confessed her own adoration, a pure, unsaturated glee filled his being. He leant in to kiss her tender, blue lips. It was then he felt a warhammer slam into the side of his head.

"Back the fuck offa my woman, Cage!" John had said.

"And you!", he aimed at Vriska. "Sammich me up, bitch. Pronto."

As John happily munched his sammich and received an amazing oral servicing from his troll-woman, The Nick of Time bled out slowly into a peaceful oblivion.

Perhaps in a Dream Bubble, he would be able to love and be loved freely, and fear not the Zillyhoo. As a hero of Time, Nicholas Cage knew only Time would tell.]

Opinions?

Here's my request!

SERIES: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
PAIRING: Rainbow Dash/Celestia/Derpy Hooves (OT3 desu)
THEME: Trollestia cannot be bothered to move herself from her couch to her bed.

GOGOGO!
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:25 pm Post subject:

Ha! Brilliance! I love how you wrote John...

This is going to be fun....

[Celestia was hungry for cake, but she was sitting on her couch and was entirely too comfortable to get off of it to find some. She pondered a moment what to do, when suddenly an idea hit her.

"Have somepony bring me cake nao!!!" Celestia wrote in a letter to Spike in Ponyville.

Hours later, the princess was still on the couch when a knock sounded at her door. "Come in!" she said.

The door opened and Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves came in carrying a big cake with lots of tasty frosting. Celestia smiled at them and looked at the cake. She was hungry and it looked so good.

"Hope you didn't have to wait long, princess! Even with the fastest pony in all of Equestria on the job, we couldn't have gotten here much faster," Rainbow Dash said as her and Derpy put the cake on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"Yeah! And I helped!" Derpy proudly declared with a vacant smile.

"You sure did, Derpy! And you didn't even..." Dash started to speak, when suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, the derp-eyed pegasus tripped over her own hooves and fell directly on top of the cake, smearing it all over herself.

"...do anything clumsy..." Dash finished, her voice getting slower before she gave out a long sigh.

Celestia just smiled and said "It still looks good to me." She then pulled Derpy onto the couch next to her. Sensually, she proceeded to lick cake up off of Derpy's body, making the gray-pelted pegasus moan in delight.

"Princess! What are you doing?" Dash exclaimed, shocked.

"It tastes so good though, Dash!" Celestia said. She then pulled Dash to the other side of her on the couch, carefully licked some frosting off Derpy's stomach and fed it to Dash off her tongue, when proceeded to kiss the pegasus deeply for several moments. "Want some more?"

"Yeah..." Dash said, thoroughly mesmerized by the kiss.

Celestia just giggled, confident she was going to thoroughly enjoy her cake.]

Crap, this is hard. Sorry. I went over the 200 word limit by like 100 words...

And that was with me being punchy and less descriptive than usual. I probably could have written at least 100 more words...

Next one:

Series: Lucky Star
Pairing: Kagami Hiiragi/Tsukasa Hiiragi
Theme: Cosplay
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:07 pm Post subject:

Awesomeness. xD

I'm glad you liked my John. He's awesome.

I say to hell with the word limit as long as it's not like, a thousand words.

[Kagami excitedly slathered herself in grey makeup, preparing for her first western-media-only cosplay event. Konata had managed to persuade the twins to attend with promises of ice cream and juice.

The long black wig complete with pretty golden circlet came next, and before long Kagami thought she had her Feferi Piexes cosplay down to a T. Admiring her form in her mirror, she smiled with satisfaction and walked into the hallway, and down to the front gate to await her diminutive friend.

Tsukasa hadn't mentioned what cosplay she was planning to do, but Kagami had a sneaking suspicion it would be something adorable. Her sister seemed to have that knack for harvesting kawaii-points, whereas Kagami herself considered such frivolities beyond her.

Suddenly, she heard a muffled cry for help from inside. Piquing her curiosity, she slowly ambled back in to see what the problem was. She half expected to see Tsukasa drowning in a wig, or crying because she'd managed to get mascara in her eye again.

What she did not expect, however, was her sister to come tumbling down the stairs in a bright blue pony fursuit with rainbow hair. Kagami's eyes widened in fear and horror as the neon juggernaut slammed into her, leaving them in a tangled mess of limbs and fake hair.

"I... I fell." Tsukasa said sheepishly.

Kagami sighed and patted her sister's head.

"I know. You stupid adorable mess."]

Here's my request:

Series: Madoka/Homestuck crossover
Pairing: Madoka/Karkat
Theme: Karkat wants to become a Mahou Shoujo.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:57 pm Post subject:

Cuteness!

["I WANT TO BE A MAHOU SHOUJO!" Karkat shouted. Since his days as a child it had been his only dream.

"No," said Kyubey. "You cannot be a mahou shoujo. You are not qualified."

"NOOO!" said Karkat. "IT IS MY ONE AND ONLY DREAM!"

The goddess Madoka looked down on them with a smile, compelled by the beautiful sincerity of the young boy's earnest and heart-felt wish.

"I am touched by your desire," Madoka said, her voice coming down from the sky. "I hereby reward you with your wish. From hence forth, you Karkat Vantas are a mahou shoujo!"

In an instant pink and white light circled around Karkat's body, filling him with an indescribable warmth. Upon his figure appeared a frilly red skirt and a low-cut lacy black blouse, emblazoned with numerous red hearts. Ribbons appeared in his hair, tying it into short twin tails. On his legs appeared black stockings and the most charming of pink high heeled shoes.

Examining his new apparel, Karkat exclaimed unto the heavens. "Thank you, Goddess Madoka! I am humbled by your eternal love!"

Then a witch suddenly appeared behind Karkat and ate him whole.]

That was interesting to write.

Series: Homestuck/My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Crossover.
Pairing: Dirk Strider/Rainbow Dash.
Theme: whatever you want to do with those two.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:17 am Post subject:

Well, it was awesomely funny to read! I love this game.

[Dirk was surrounded by drones. There was no escape, and even with his unbreakable katana, he was unsure of victory.

He cut down a steel warrior, then another. Many more fell to his deadly blade, becoming victim to his ninja-like reflexes. Hardly a sweat was breaking, and his awesome anime shades were impeccably in place.

After the next twelve waves, however, Dirk began to falter. He was losing...

Deciding that the situation was dire enough to release his trump card, Dirk stuck his trusty blade into the ground, and knelt. Concentrating all of his sugoi into a focal point between his palms, the elder Strider made ready a force more powerful than any Hadouken or Kamehameha.

His head shot up, and his hands extended into an optimum firing position.

"Orbital Friendship Cannon!" he screamed. "I choose you!"

The rainbow that emanated from his outstretched fists was powerful enough to rock the very earth, and the spunky Pegasus pony that came with it just added to the awesome power of Friendship. Swooping back to her companion, Rainbow Dash lowered her wings.

"Hop on!" she said, a determined grin plastered on her maw. "We'll take care of these guys in ten seconds flat."

Grabbing his katana, Dirk rode his fated hoofbeast Moirail forth like a dragon from the mines of Moria, inciting fear and respect into the tattered hearts of every being who laid witness to their majesty. Heads were severed by his deft swordplay, and enemies trampled underhoof.

Truly it was a day to be engraved into the hearts and souls of all who saw. As the fated duo disappeared into the sunset, their legacy would be ingrained in the very earth for millennia, a testament to their victory.

A victory earned in ten seconds flat.]

That was amazing to write. I hope you enjoy.

Series: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
Theme: Ichigo ends up accidentally taking Rukia to Vegas.
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The mutant 0408 · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:08 am Post subject:

I thought I would try this.

[Ichigo wondered for the briefest of moments why he was driving a car, his head was still blurry from the night before. Looking to his right he saw Rukia asleep and dressed in a flowing white gown, elbow gloves and clutching a bouqet of flowers to her chest.
With growing horror and (admitadly) amusement Ichigo looked in the mirror and saw that his hair was black and styled like some rocker and he was wearing a white suit with tassles.
What happened last night hit him with surprising clarity. Uryu spiked his soft drink!
He felt a stirring on his right and Rukia awoke, much more violently then he did. Took one glance at herself and kicked Ichigo so hard he flew out the window and the car crashed into the tree.]

This is how I interpreted accidently, Drunk.

Series: Naruto and Guren Lagan cross over
Chars: Any
Theme: Rasengan Vs. Drills; Which will pierce through the heavans first?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:05 am Post subject:

Nice. Good to have a third player in.

[Sakura's eyes gave away the depths of her anxiety while the awkward smile on her face was a clue to her limitless excitement. She sat there nervously on the couch while waiting for the sexy, older girl to return to her side.

"I hope you didn't wait long," said Yoko, wearing an enchanting smile and some skimpy lingerie.

Sakura just shook her head. "You look so sexy..."

"You're so cute," Yoko replied before kissing the girl. "I'm going to make you feel so good."

"Let's make it a contest then," Sakura suggested wryly, offering a smirk, as her hand crept slowly toward the other girl's crotch.

"I like that idea. Whoever lasts longer loses," Yoko said with a grin, her own hand moving between Sakura's legs and under her clothing.

Both girls moaned erratically as they began to pleasure one another. Sakura bit her lip to prevent herself from crying out. She had to increase her efforts. Slowly she began to channel chakra into her finger tips.

"You think that little chakra is going to help you?" Yoko started between suppressed moans.

"I'm just getting started! Just watch me, I'm going to take a page from Naruto and go all Rasengan on you!" Sakura started as she proceeded to channel even more chakra into her hand, until it was even visible.

"In that case, say hello to my giant drill," Yoko said after some rather loud moans, before producing a rather large vibrator from a nearby table. Sakura gasped. "Just watch, Sakura dear! With this drill, I'm going to pierce your heaven!"

Very shortly after the drill touched her, Sakura lost it. it was too much. As the pleasure passed over her, she screamed out in pleasure and then panted rapidly.

"I win," said Yoko.

"Cheater..." was all that Sakura could say in reply.]

Not sure this is what was expected. Still, it was my interpretation of the request.

Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Madoka Magica crossover
Pairing: Princess Celestia/Kyubey
Theme: anything
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Toutaku · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:46 pm Post subject:

I'd adore to continue this, but I'm afraid I don't know how to do this one. ><
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:26 pm Post subject:

Selrahc · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:34 am Post subject:

The mutant 0408 · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:00 am Post subject:

Now with that change all i can think about is celestia eating kyubey for some odd reason.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:03 am Post subject:

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:18 am Post subject:

Ill try it, but it's up to you, bro!
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Toutaku · Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:39 pm Post subject:

[Finally, Celestia had found what she had spent hundreds of years, and pound after pound of pony flesh in order to find. It was at her (metaphorical) fingertips.

She had first experienced the visions millennia ago. Visions of a power she could grasp, that would make her so much more than she was.

It had taken a lifetime and several fortunes to raise the personnel and the technology to transport herself to the strange, alien universe. It had taken gallons of blood, sweat and tears to traverse the world, looking endlessly for the elusive creature that could grant her wish.

Finally, she was there. In front of her was Kyuubey.

"You there, magical being." She began, attempting her most regal of appearances.

"I wish to be a Mahou Shoujo. I hear you can grant my wish, is that not correct?" Celestia's eyes shone with determination. She was there.

Kyuubey hopped onto a nearby wall, and curled up.

"Yes, Celestia. That's my job." He spoke without moving his mouth, eyes unblinking and harrowing.

"Then... Make me one!" Celestia cried, with passion. "My wish is to have the power to be the only pony able to lead! To rule" Grinding her forehoof against the ground in frustration, she looked at the bizarre creature with pleading eyes.

Kyuubey considered her for a moment. Cocking his head to the side, he leaped over and perched on her nose.

"I'm sorry, Celestia. I can't." It was all he said, still staring.

"W-why not!?" Celstia was furious. After all this time and effort, the little bastard had the gall to tell her no? "I was assured you had the power to do this! Please!" Tears gathered in the corners of her eyes. She had to have this...

"It's simple." Kyuubey continued, jumping to the floor and walking away. "One of the basic rules of becoming a Puella Magi... "Puella" would imply that the girl in question is a virgin." With that, the small, furry creature ran away, and a hail of bullets followed him. Homura didn't even stop to acknowledge the weeping alicorn as she frantically tried to rid the world of the evil creature.

Molestia lay there, weeping. Had she known her underbelly urges would render her entire quest meaningless, she wouldn't have spiked the punch at the Grand Galloping Gala after party.

Truly, she was the first Alicorn to know regret.]

...I went there.

My request:

Series: Naruto/Homestuck crossover.
Pairings: Whatever fits
Setting: Nepeta tries to cross-universe ship when they all find themselves in Naruto-land.
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