Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:57 pm Post subject:

[It had been months now since that peculiar portal had opened up on the asteroid. Kanaya had warned them not to enter, but for Nepeta Leijon the possibilities of the shimmering spiral of otherworldly light had been too much. Feferi and Gamzee had made the jump with her, also entranced by the bright spectacle, and Terezi and Aradia had followed after them, hoping to retrieve them all.

The portal had dropped them off in a strange land, with people who resembled the earthlings with whom many of their group had been in contact with for some time now. These people however dressed quite strangely and were all capable of strange abilities. The people of this planet seemed to call themselves ninja.

Nepeta found herself sitting in the room she had been alloted within the ninja village drawing one day, when Terezi suddenly entered. Nepeta looked up, perking up at the sight of her friend.

"AC smiles and wags her tail at the sight of her faithful friend!" Nepeta started with cheer.

"GC rolls her sightless eyes and smirks before saying hi to AC," Terezi replied, before shaking her head.

"AC pounces on GC and hugs her tightly!" Nepeta started before jumping up and doing just that.

"Ah... okay... good to see you too, Nepeta," Terezi said as she shook the catgirl troll off of her. "I was just gonna say that Aradia's working on a way to get us back, but we don't really know for sure if it's going to work. We're not really sure what can be done from this end."

"I know!" Nepeta started, looking happy.

"You don't seem so down about it," Terezi said in a low voice. "Though our world already did kind of get horribly destroyed, so maybe, that's the right attitude. This one doesn't seem due for destruction for a while..."

"It's sad that we may never see the others again," said Nepeta with a slow nod. "But we've made so many new friends! I've already started a..."

"New shipping grid..." Terezi finished, noticing the strange diagram nearby which Nepeta had been working on. "Nepeta..."

"It's kind of hard though. I'm not so sure about some of the pairs..." Nepeta said.

"Let me see..." Terezi started, moving toward the diagram. "I really don't understand your shipping grids sometimes..." she concluded with a sigh.

"But it's so simple! You see, Feferi is matesprits with Hinata, moirails with Kakashi and kismesis with Sasuke. Gamzee is matesprits with Naruto, moirails with Shikamaru and has an auspitice between Aradia and Ino. Aradia is moirails with Kurenai, kismesis with Naruto and has an auspitice between Feferi and Chouji. You have a kismesis in Sakura, a moirail in Lee and a matesprit in Neji," Nepeta explained, pointing to each filled space on the grid in turn.

"Based on what?" Terezi protested, face slightly red. "Wait a second... why is your column blank? It's just easier for you to make up this embarrassing stuff when its not you, huh?"

"Nyaa, I'm just not sure about mine yet. Everyone here is so nice to me," Nepeta started with a steady nod. "Naruto fed me that tasty ramen, Ino played with me a lot, Shikamaru is so funny and Sasuke really kind of reminds of Karkat sometimes when I try and play with him," Nepeta said with playful energy. "I can't decide yet!"

"But deciding for us is easy for you?" Terezi questioned, shaking her head.

"Yep!" the catgirl chimed, smiling.

"You seem to be forgetting something important. All our new friends... don't they have existing relationships already with each other? I'm pretty sure some of them already have some pretty full quadrants..." Terezi commented.

"Oh, that's on the back!" Nepeta said, turning the shipping grid over. "But you see, most of the relationships in this world are comically one sided or awkward. Which is kind of like our own group, I guess..."

"I suppose..." said Terezi, looking this over. "This actually seems pretty perceptive."

"Yup. Naruto waxes red for Sakura and black for Sasuke, Sakura waxes red for Sasuke but black for Naruto and Sasuke waxes red for Naruto but black for Sakura. Isn't that just the sillies thing? And then there's Hinata who also waxes red for Naruto, and Ino who waxes red for Sakura and Sasuke both it seems, and that's not even getting into all the crazy auspitices and moirail relationships."

"I'll say. Relationships are messed up enough here without throwing us in," Terezi said. "Heh. Say Nepeta, let's go see if the others are up to..."

"Okay!" Nepeta called as she jumped up to follow her friend.

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A number of minutes later, Hinata Hyuga, looking for one of her new alien friends at the Hokage's mansion, where they all had been staying, found herself entering the wrong room by mistake.

"Miss Feferi! I wanted to..." Hinata started as she wandered in. She recognized from the disheveled state of the room almost immediately that this was in fact the room of the spunky catgirl alien rather than the fishgirl one.

"Oh, my mistake...." she started, but something caught her eye. Curious, she moved forward and retrieved the document lying there in the open. Glancing at it, she turned almost immediately red.

On the back of it was some grid she couldn't really make sense of, but on the front of it were the names of her and all her friends in various, between pairs (and sometimes trios) with symbols between them. Most alarming were the hearts populating the page. She noticed at once that there was one between her and Naruto and her face turned entirely red. There were also hearts between Naruto and Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke, and lots of other combinations.

"W-what is this?" Hinata stammered as her mind went kind of faint, stumbling backwards. She quickly put the document back down and hurried out of that room, her face entirely red as if she had just seen something incredibly obscene.

That was when, suddenly, Hinata nearly collided with Naruto in the hall. She fell over backwards.

"Wah... Oh, sorry Hinata. Didn't see you there..." Naruto said scratching his head as he got back up. "Hey. Have you seen that alien clown guy? I was getting a real craving for that weird pie of his..."

Naruto offered Hinata hand up as he spoke. Hinata gave a sharp embarrassed shriek as she backed up rapidly, her face entirely red.

"Funny. What's gotten into you all of a sudden," Naruto started obliviously, giving a shrug. He turned to the side. "Ah well, if I can't find Gamzee, I'll see what Nepeta's up to..." he said as he walked into the catgirl's room.

"Hmm... what's this...?" Naruto said inside the room. "Wha?"

Hinata just got up quickly and ran away as quick as possible.]

Went a little long, and I could probably have punched up the humor a bit, but eh, I think it's serviceable.

Series: K-On!/My Little Pony Friendship is Magic crossover.
Pairing: Mugi/any pony of your choice.
Setting: Mugi gets a brand new pony for Christmas.
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The mutant 0408 · Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:19 pm Post subject:

Phil. That request. Words can't describe. I wish I was a brony now. So I can write the magic that is this scene.
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Toutaku · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:21 pm Post subject:

REBOOTING THIS!!

Series: Homestuck
Pairing: Roxy/Jane
Setting: Drunken Sleepover Confession

Do your best, good sir!
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:56 pm Post subject:

[Neither Roxy Lalonde or Jane Crocker had ever quite had what one might call an ordinary childhood. Perhaps this went without saying, being that one had found her home in the desolate 25th century world and the other was heir to the most powerful (and evil) of all baked goods empires, but it was true. Things that were ordinary for girls their age were not so commonplace to them. So while enjoying a sleep over seemed like a natural thing for both of them to do when they got together, it carried with it an underlying awkwardness.

For Roxy, there was awkwardness for other reasons than the obvious though. For years now, her and Jane had been "BFFSIES 4EVERZ", despite some strains. As she had grown to know Jane through their friendship, Roxy had grown quite protective of the other girl. Through the disappointment and the liquor swallowed in regards to certain others in their group, something in how she felt about the girl came to change shape. Yep. Awkward. That's definitely what it was.

And like most of her problems, Roxy was obliged to look for the answers at the bottom of a drink. Jane, silly girl that she was, had just tried to keep up with her.

"... and I just can't believe him! After all that, shouldn't he understand how I feel? I mean, I do know what I said, but that shouldn't matter, not when it's so painfully clear that... hic..." Jane ranted, the alcohol she had consumed loosening her speech. She had been going on about her own failures to start a relationship for a while now.

"Pooor thiiing..." Roxy said, smiling at the other girl sitting in her pajamas next to her. Her speech was partly slurred, but mostly in play. She was used to drinking this stuff. It hadn't gotten to her yet; not like it had Jane. She extended a hand to the girl's back and pulled her into a hug. "At least we stilll have each otherr..."

"You're great, Roxy... and I'm happy we could do something like this, Roxy... but it's not the same..." Jane said quietly. "I want something more than just friendship... and if those two really--"

"It could be," Roxy playfully started, a telling smirk on her face. "If you want it to be that iss!"

"Huh?" Jane started as Roxy hugged her tighter, her chest pressing into the other girl's arm. "Roxy, what are you...?"

"Poor Jane Crocker wants someone to hold her... right?" Roxy said warmly, finding confidence in the closeness and the alcohol she was still sipping. "And here is Roxy Lalonde, drunk off her ass and equally desperate... I'm beginning to see ways we might be able to make this sleep over even more fuun!"

"I-I don't... er..." Jane turned flush, looking away then looking back then away again. Roxy brushed a hand through her head.

"I'll be niiice and gentlle..." Roxy purred as she pushed the girl down onto the couch and started to cuddle her in earnest, holding onto her tightly.

"Roxy... I... er... sto--" Jane raised her voice in protest, but it was infirm, and her body did nothing to resist. Roxy saw her opportunity then. She moved upward astride the girl and let her lips meet Jane's.

The kiss was soft and restrained. It surprised Jane; it partly surprised Roxy as well. it was too precise, too thought out for a playful young girl lost too alcohol. Jane was too drunk to be properly confused, but Roxy knew she had to say this now. She didn't want her intentions this night to go misinterpreted.

"The truth is that I've wanted this for a while now, Jane..." she whispered as she pulled just slightly away. "I know I'm not your first choice, but you've come to mean so much for me." An awkward look of anxiety crept into her eye. "This is okay... right?"

Jane smiled, unsure at first, but with growing sincerity. After a pause she gave a meek nod and wrapped her arms around Roxy. "Yeah, it's fine," she said softly, inviting the other girl to kiss her some more.

Roxy did just that. She still didn't know what would happen. She didn't know if Jane would still accept her when the night was through. She didn't know where things would go from there, but for now, she had her answer. For now, she held Jane tight and kissed her.

Whatever happened afterward, she decided in that moment that sleepovers were the best.]

Series: Homestuck
Pairing: Kanaya/Porrim
Setting: Whatever you want to do with them.
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Toutaku · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:44 am Post subject:

Very cute! I'll see what I can come up with.
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