Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Soirgriffe · Joined: 16 Jan 2012 Posts: 14

Hello all,
I am this guy. Right here. Named Rob.
Here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, right RP posts.
I'm not out of bubble gum. No you can't have any.
What, everyone always wanders, it's safe to assume.

But yeah.
Hi.
....
*waves*
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:42 pm Post subject:

Welcome!

Hope you like it here.
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

Asdsfdfgfd you're here finally. *Foams at mouth*
Oh my gooood your avatar is the best thing.

This place is a little odd, but you'll learn to call it home eventually. Glad to have you on here, mdear!

Feral Dragon · Joined: 09 Dec 2010 Posts: 249 Location: Norwich

Hello! *Throws assorted goods in your direction*
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:58 pm Post subject:

Welcome! Do enjoy your stay.

And Lily, do stop foaming, you are making a scene. *thwacks with rolled up paper*
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Selrahc · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:58 pm Post subject:

Hello. Enjoy your stay, just watch out for the minefields I put up here.
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Soirgriffe · Joined: 16 Jan 2012 Posts: 14

So. First impressions;
A Fairly Normal My Little Pony.
Crazy Small Girl.
A sort of humanoid Bat who flings stuff.
A Kinky Vriska armed with a Newspaper.
And a Beedrill with minefields.

Awesome.
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

"Crazy small girl".
We've been friends for HOW many years now and you're still using my height as a descriptor? B(
I'll brap you up mush.

Toutaku · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:08 pm Post subject:

Worse than that.

It's a Sunday newspaper.
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Feral Dragon · Joined: 09 Dec 2010 Posts: 249 Location: Norwich

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:35 am Post subject:

nighthawk · Joined: 21 Nov 2011 Posts: 91

wai hello thar.

wait...your name, I recognise it -_-

Here have this letter I wrote:

Even as I sit here, I can't believe I'm writing this. I've never been one to voice my opinions in such a public manner. But after learning that Soirgriffe wants to remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper, I felt I at least had to set a few things straight. Let me begin by saying that he is certainly up to something. I don't know exactly what, but if I chose to do so I could write exclusively about Soirgriffe's presumptuous dissertations and never be lacking for material. Nonetheless, I'd rather spend some time discussing how harebrained galoots are more susceptible to Soirgriffe's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle he puts them in. They then lose all recollection that on the issue of elitism, Soirgriffe is wrong again. Sure, anyone who thinks that the existence and perpetuation of quislingism is its own moral justification is not living in the real world. But the ultimate aim of Soirgriffe's smear tactics is to restructure society as a pyramid with Soirgriffe at the top, Soirgriffe's squadristi directly underneath, impertinent gutter-dwellers beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Soirgriffe to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush, which makes me realize that every time he tries, Soirgriffe gets increasingly successful in his attempts to panic irrationally and overreact completely. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought but for imagination as well.

If Soirgriffe were paying attention—which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this—he'd see that you might have heard the story that he once agreed to help us reach the broadest possible audience with the message that he uses the term "superincomprehensibleness" with ostensible confidence that its meaning is universally understood. No one has located the document in which Soirgriffe said that. No one has identified when or where Soirgriffe said that. That's because he never said it. As you might have suspected, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to draw an accurate portrait of Soirgriffe's ideological alignment. It's also why I say that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that he is bent on smearing and defaming me. To cap that off, if he had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" he wouldn't be so keen to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of acrimonious death cult. Maybe he'd even begin to realize that I would unquestionably like to comment on his attempt to associate absenteeism with antipluralism. There is no association. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to address a number of important issues. Let Soirgriffe tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

Soirgriffe · Joined: 16 Jan 2012 Posts: 14

Well. That was quite strange, nice to meet you too Nighthawk.
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