Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Phil the Time Wizard

My Immortal: The RP shall be and epic RP centered around Tara Gilesbie's world-renowned fanfiction, My Immortal, the piece that is to fanfiction what Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece The Room is to film.

Like it's inspiration, the RP version of My Immortal will focus on teenage witch Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and her friends and enemies in a twisted-to-the-point-it-hardly-resembles-itself version of the Harry Potter universe where modern muggle technology is abundant in the hands of magic users and the world is divided neatly into "Goffs" (really just emo kids) and "Preps" (and their subset, "posers"). In keeping with the theme, posts will be made with as horrible grammar and spelling as we can realistically manage.

My thoughts for the plot aren't quite set, but it seems there are two options for preceding; either carry off from the cliffhanger ending to the story or start from scratch using the characters and setting Tara Gilesbie crafted for us. We'll go with whatever the preferred option is here.

For characters, your free to as many as you please. You can create OCs, so long as they fit the theme, you could even create "goffik" versions of characters Tara omitted if you wish. or you could just use members of the established cast. Here is a character list:

Hogwarts Students:
Ebony (Enoby, etc) Dark'ness Dementia Raven (Tara) Way: The heroine of the story. A vampire witch in Slytherin. Draco's girlfriend. Poser emo girl who thinks herself a "Goff" and loves My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte. The world seems to center on her.
Draco (Drako, Darko) Malfoy: Ebony's boyfriend. Bisexual and Slytherin. Apparently also a vampire. Pathetic in every sense of the word.
Harry "Vampire" Potter: Draco's ex-boyfriend. A bisexual Slytherin student. Despite his name, he is actually not a vampire but rather just loves the taste of human blood.
B'loody Mary Smith: Apparently she is supposed to be Hermione Granger, not that you can tell. A Slytherin "Goff" who is good friends with Ebony. Can "spek Japnese", apparently.
Willow: Ebony's close friend and Slytherin Goff. Avatar for Tara's real life friend Raven. Was once revived from death with no explanation
Britney: A Griffindoor prep who Ebony hates. Loves the color pink and prep stuff.
Hargrid: Unlike Hagrid from Harry Potter, Hargrid is a student. A very confounding student. It's unclear whether he's a "poser" of a "Goff". He is part of Ebony's Goffic metal band though. He's in love with Ebony.
Ron/"Diabolo": Vampire's best friend and a Slytherin goff. In Ebony's band.
Jenny/"Darkness": Diabolo's sister. A Slytherin Goff and "Stanist".
Crab and Goyke: Apparently Diabolo and Darkness' brothers. So despite the names they're probably supposed to be Fred and George Weasley, not Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Stanist Slytherin Goffs.
Navel/"Dracola" (Nevel/"Dracula"): Likely intended to be Neville Longbottom. A Slytherin Goff satanist and friend of the others.

Hogwarts Faculty and Staff:
Albert Dumblydore (Dumbeldork, Dumbleedoree, etc.): Headmaster of Hogwarts. Suffers from headaches which cause him to swear profusely. A terrible poser that may or may not have both Alzheimer's and "Kancer".
Serverus Snap (Snake, Snipe, Snope, Snoop, etc.): Potions teacher at Hogwarts. A pedo and a poser. Also a bisexual rapist with a thing for whips.
Loopin (Lumpkin): Professor that might have somehow been inspired by Remis Lupin, but it's highly debatable. Apparently teaches Biology. Is a pedo who masticates to teenage girls bathing. A bisexual prep in some sort of relationship with Snap.
Professor Sinister/Sinatra/Trevolry: The half-Japnese professor of "Deviation" at Hogwarts. The only Goff teacher, she curses her class out constantly. She suffers from a crippling addiction to something called "Volxemortserum". Professor Sinister and Professor Trevolry are used interchangeably and at random, creating a hugely confusing effect.
Professor McGonagall (McGoggle, McGoogle, McGongol, etc.): Apparently teaches "Hair of Magical Magic Creatures". Likes to yell at students for having sex.
Mr. Noris: the school janitor who detest the students. Has a cat named either Filth of Filch.
Professor Slutborn (Slutgorn): The potions teacher back in 1980. Goffik.
Dobby: Likes to watch men have sex in the hallway.

Outside forces:
Vlodemort (Volsemort, Volxemort, Voldemprt, Voldemont, etc., Darth Valer): The Dork Lord (or alternatively Bark Lord) and leader of the Death Dealers. Speaks in a horrible attempt at Old English dialect. Is a prep. Wants to kill Vampire and threatens Enoby to do it (or he'll kill Draco!) Has telekinesis. Back in 1980, he was a bisexual goffik boy with the ability to see into the future named Tom "Satan" Bombodil/Andorson.
Snaketail: Vlodemort's servant. Though supposed to be "the fat guy who killed Sedric", in My Immortal he is actually 16 years old. He falls in love with Ebony.
Tom Rid: a bisexual Goffik shopkeeper that likes to flirt with Enoby.
Serious (Spartacus, Series, Sodomize, Serverus, Silas, etc.) "Hades" Blak: Vampire's "dogfather". A Goff.
Lucian (Lusian Lucan) Malfoy: Draco's dad and a Goff. Has one arm.
Jamez "Samoro" Potter: Vampire's dad who was killed by Vlodemort. Was a Goff and friends with Lucian, Satan, Serious and Snap (who were all in a goff band together)
Hedwig: Satan's ex boyfriend. A gay male human rather than a female owl for some reason.
Morti Mcfli: Marty Mcfly from Back to the Future. His reasons for appearing are never quite explained, but he has a usefu time machine, which can even turn into an iPod.
Cornelia Fuck (Fug): The man (despite the name) in charge of the Mystery (Misery) of Magic (Mogic). Likes to send people to Azerbaijan.
Doris Rumbridge: Works under Cornelia Fuck in the Mystey of Magic. Likes to yell at people.

And yes, I call Ebony.
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ToffeeRose · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:29 pm Post subject:

I haven't read it all yet but I'm up 4 dis XD Will put up character asap, will be a 'goff' version of Luna Lovegood

Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:42 pm Post subject:

WHat the fuck...that is just amazing. Don't know who I should be, maybe I'll be Cornelia Fuck just so I can send people to Azerbaijan.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject:

I knew this idea would go over well. My Immortal truly is a timeless work of art.

I'm curious to see Goff Luna. She's probably my favorite character so I was always kind of thankful that Tara never got her hands on her.
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject:

Goff Luna? Didn't know about her. I'll be able to play as her if needed.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:58 pm Post subject:

Well, if you read the second post in the thread you'd know you won't have to.
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:49 pm Post subject:

Oops...

Yep. Cornelius Fuck is mine I suppose.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:09 pm Post subject:

He's kind of minor. May want to claim more than one in that case.
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:17 pm Post subject:

Hm, I'm kind of stuck between Vlodemort and Diabolo.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:31 pm Post subject:

Whoever gets Vlodemort is going to have a lot of fun typing in butchered old English.
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ToffeeRose · Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:57 am Post subject:

I'm glad Luna wasn't a character either. Smile

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:01 am Post subject:

Yep. It would have been a shame were Tara Gilesbie to defile her character as she did so many others.
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ToffeeRose · Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:02 am Post subject:

Yea. i'm on chapter 36 at the mo anf I just can't stop laughing

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:06 am Post subject:

Ah, the later chapters are all excellent. Absolutely hilarious.

I don't know how many times I've read the whole thing (or had it read to me). It's just addicting.
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ToffeeRose · Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:08 am Post subject:

LOL it's when she try to write old english that makes me laugh the most