Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Toutaku · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:37 pm Post subject: 0cean r0mance

For LenLenWearsBlue and Toutaku.

[The sky was a beautiful mixed splash of indigos, blues and blacks, an ethereal beauty matched only by the gentle crash of the infinitely vast cerulean ocean upon the bleached white sands and stone of the shore. The beachhead gave way to gentle grassy plains, and upon a small incline there stood a humble, but well made hive. The single story structure was the hive of a certain mirthful and whimsical troll, who usually spent his time attempting to ride his unicycle, honking his horns or enjoying a smile pie and a cold drink. Today he sat at his husktop and enjoyed a riveting discussion with his best friend.

One thing was certain, Gamzee Makara knew how to kick back. Pity his miraculous talent was so hard to pass on to his friends.

terminallyCapricious began trolling carcinoGenetecist

TC: HeY bRo
TC: :o)
CG: AUGH FUCK
CG: WHAT IS IT
TC: I dOnT bE nEeDiNg A mOtHeRfUcKiNg ExCuSe To Be TaLkInG tO mY bEsT bRo NoW, dO I?
TC: I mEaN, iTs AnOtHeR mIrAcUlOuS mOtHeRfUcKiNg DaY :o)
CG: LOOK
CG: I KNOW YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS PATHETIC STINKSACK EXCRETION ABOUT THESE CLOWNS OR JESTERS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU BELIEVE
CG: BUT I'M TOO BUSY TRYING TO FATHOM HOW SUCH UNSCRUPULOUS AND DOWNRIGHT PANTS ON FUCKING HEAD RETARDED PEOPLE LIKE THOSE FUCKASSES WHO COME TO ME FOR ADVICE EXIST
CG: I MEAN
CG: MY GENIUS IS WASTED ON SUCH IGNORAMI
CG: AND THEY NEVER FUCKING LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY
CG: WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS A SECOND HAND CRUSTY PAIL AT ADVICE ANYWAY
TC: AaWwW, bRo, If LiFeS gEtTiNg My BrOtHeR dOwN, cOmE sLaM a FaYgO, hAvE a FeW nIcE wArM pIeS aNd TaLk It ThE fUcK oUt, Y'kNow?
CG: SHIT NO, GAMZEE, THOSE PIES ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS
TC: NaW mAn, ThEyRe MoThErFuCkInG MiRaCuLOuS :o)
TC: HoNk HoNk HoNk!!!
CG: FUCKING HELL WITH THE HONKING
CG: THAT'S IT, I'M GOING
CG: ENJOY YOUR FOETID MOTHER GRUB SLIMEHOLE JUICE
CG: I SWEAR YOU ASSHATS ARE NEARLY AS BAD AS PAST ME
TC: ShIt, BrOtHeR, wAy To GeT a MoThErFuCkEr DoWn... :o(

carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling terminallyCapricious

His friend's disapproval had hurt Gamzee, but he was never the type of guy to let things get him down for long. Swigging a mouthful (or six) of his sweet elixir, he leaned back in his chair and watched the gorgeous stars through his window. Briefly, he wondered if Goatdad would be back to visit him soon, but he wasn't about to hold his breath.

Just as the cheerful minstrel was about to go sit on the shore and stargaze, his husktop beeped with another incoming message. Gamzee looked at the trollian handle with slight amusement, as she wasn't one of his closest friends. Deciding to indulge the girl, he double-clicked on the icon, and opened the chatlog.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[Aradia Megido sat huddled in her hive, looking up at the small shafts of deep blue light filtering in through the various holes which peppered the roof of the small-ish building, which was reaching worse and worse states of dilapidation by each day that passed. The Alternian sky was a beautiful, swirling mix of blues from her hive, no doubt, but Aradia had often wondered what life was like away from the suburbs. To visit the coast and see the wide expanses of the ocean, to feel the breeze through her hair, had before been a childish fantasy of hers, long discarded since the demise which left her so numb, but now that she was alive once more - and intended to stay that way - Aradia couldn't help but wonder if it could ever be more than a dream.

A distorted beep from the girl's Husktop caught her attention. The ancient piece of machinery had seen better days, and Aradia was surprised to see it still in one piece after she'd returned to her hive after discarding it during her time she spent deceased, but it still worked, nonetheless.

Aradia's lips curved into a faint smile as she saw the trollian handle on her screen. He'd decided to reply after all, it seemed. Shifting herself into a more comfortable position, she continued the conversation with her peculiar acquaintance.

apocalypseArisen began trolling terminallyCapricious

AA: hello!
TC: HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)
TC: 'SuP oN tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs DaY?
AA: 0_0 um
AA: i know we havent spoken much before
AA: but would i be correct in assuming that a troll of your caste lives near the coast?
TC: I sUrE dO, sIs.
TC: HoNk!!!
AA: right
AA: look this is a bit odd to ask since for whatever ridiculous reason i didnt talk to you much in all that time i spent moping
AA: but would you like to um "hang out" sometime? as "bros" or whatever you say?
TC: oH sHiT mOtHeRfUcKeR, tHaT'd Be So LeGiT
TC: I'm AlWaYs uP fOr mEeTiNg NeW bRoS, fRiEnDsHiP iS mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs
TC: CoMe bY tHe CoAsT sOmEtImE, wE cAn kIcK bAcK, SlAm A cOlD dRiNk AnD sHarE a CoUpLe Of PiEs
TC: :o)
AA: pies?
AA: well ok
AA: i havent really been to the coast but i guess it cant be too hard
AA: perhaps sollux or someone will know
TC: NaH sIs, jUsT kEeP wAlKiNg SoUtH tIl YoU hIt ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg HuGe BiT oF wAtEr
AA: thats not very helpful... 0_0
AA: but im sure itll be fine
AA: try and get somewhere ill be able to reach from the city okay?
TC: ShIt SiS, yOuRe FrOm ThE cItY? tHaT's cOoL. HoNk HoNk!!!
AA: um
AA: im just going to work under the pretense that you understand anything that im saying
AA: and ill see you soon then, bye!
AA: :D

apocalypseArisen ceased trolling terminallyCapricious

A small feeling of excitement blossomed in the pit of Aradia's tummy as she closed her husktop and set off to see her new friend. She'd need real directions, of course, but the fact she was feeling anything at all - a rare occurrence after her demise - made her feel confident it was a wise move.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:17 am Post subject:

[The prospect of another person being his bro excited Gamzee, if indeed a being like Gamzee could ever not be excited. Deciding that company meant he should tidy his hive, he brushed his horns into a somewhat neater pile, made sure his faygo bottles were all upright and sealed tightly, and filled two pie dishes in preparation of the visit.

Deciding that he'd done one hell of a motherfucking job in tidying, he ambled softly back to his husktop and booted Trollian once more.

terminallyCapricious began trolling carcinoGeneticist

TC: HeY, bRo
TC: I gOt A mOtHeRfUcKiNg QuEsTiOn :o)
CG: FUCK, WHAT NOW
CG: NO LET ME FUCKING GUESS
CG: YOU DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A RARE FLESH EATING RECTAL FUNGUS AND BOTHER ME WHEN I SPECIFICALLY AND CLEARLY TOLD YOU I WOULD RATHER SMEAR YOUR PRECIOUS FAYGO ON MY BONE BULGE AND GO BAIT AN AMOROUS MUSCLEBEAST
CG: OR BETTER YET
CG: YOU WANT ME TO SLAM A FAYGO AND TALK ABOUT MIRACLES
CG: CONSIDER ME FUCKING SHOCKED
CG: O:
CG: THERE
CG: LOOK AT HOW FUCKING SHOCKED I AM
CG: FUCK I FORGOT MY HORNS
CG: O:B
TC: No, BrO, tHoUgH tHaT's A MoThErFuCkInG gOoD iDeA. :o)
TC: HoNk.
CG: AUGH FUCK
CG: FORGET I SAID ANYTHING
CG: SO, WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION
CG: MAKE IT QUICK, I HAVE THINGS TO DO
CG: IF I HAVEN'T MADE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE ENOUGH OF A GENIUS ALREADY
CG: FUCK I MEAN MADE OUT MYSELF
CG: IGNORE THAT
TC: WeLl, MoThErFuCkEr, WhAt KiNd Of ThInGs Do YoU bE dOiNg FoR fUn AnD sHiT wItH a BrOtHeR oF tHe FeMaLe MoThErFuCkInG pErSuAsIoN, iF yOu CaTcH mY dRiFt?
TC: I aIn'T tOo WeLl VeRsEd In ThE lAdIeS aNd ThEiR bRaNd Of MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS, bRo.
CG: ...
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
CG: OF ALL THE WORTHLESS PILES OF SLIMEPOOL RESIDUE I CALL MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE THE ONE FILLING HIS QUADRANTS
CG: JEGUS, GOG AND THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING LUSUS KING OF SPACE
CG: I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. CLEARLY MY SENSES OF TEMPORAL REALITY HAVE BEEN CREVICEFUCKED TO ALMIGHTY OBLIVION BY SOME UNFORSEEN OMNIPOTENT ENTITY
CG: I'LL BET IT WAS THAT FUCKING BUNNY
CG: REMIND ME TO VIOLENTLY INFILTRATE THAT BASTARD JOHN'S THINKPAN WITH MY MOST BLUNT AND RUSTY SICKLE
CG: BUT ANYWAY, JUST DO WHAT YOU THINK MAKES THOSE PAINTED ORIFICE DWELLERS HAPPY
CG: SLAM FAYGO
CG: EAT YOUR GOGFORSAKEN PIES
CG: LAY DOWN SOME ILL FIRES FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE
CG: JUST LET ME BE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES
TC: AlRiGhT, bRoThEr, ThAnKs FoR tHe AdViCe
TC: SoUnDs LeGiT :o)
TC: HoNk!
CG: AUGH FUCK JUST GO AND BE HAPPY ALREADY
CG: SERIOUSLY YOU ALL SICKEN ME
CG: I MEAN FUCK

carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling termnallyCapricious

Gamzee smiled and shut down his husktop. Inside, somewhere, Karkat was a nice guy. Grabbing a spare bottle of elixir, he walked out his door and ambled over to his favourite sitting boulder to reflect on the day and await his guest.

With any luck, Goatdad might even pay him a visit. He could hope, after all. Miracles did happen.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[Another weak, grainy beep from her Husktop made Aradia jump slightly. She shot the dying piece of machinery a baffled glance, then realised that closing it didn't quite have the same effect as turning it off. She shifted her weight between each foot for a moment, irritably pondering whether to respond or not. When she didn't reply, the device let out another pained noise, and so, reluctantly, she opened it once more, frowning at the familiar, mustard-yellow text which appeared on the screen.

twinArmageddons began trolling apocalypseArisen

TA: hey aradiia
TA: what, are you two bu2y moping again two talk two me??
AA: oh, hello
AA: what do you want? i was about to go somewhere important
TA: well, ii wa2 just goiing to apologii2e for the other day. ii know you stiill get grumpy 2ometime2.
well thats fantastic sollux 0_0
AA: actually since youre here do you think you could help me with something?
AA: i kind of um need to know the way to the coast
TA: the coa2t?? dont tell me you plan on meetiing up wiith that sliimy ba2tard eriidan.
AA: no no no
AA: look ive just always wanted to go ok
TA: that 2ound2 a bit 2u2piiciiou2. and youve tried 2earchiing Troogle Map2??
AA: what 0_0
TA: gog aradiia
TA: ii thought you of all people would have known how to u2e a glubbing map. iill get you a liink hold on.
TA:http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/NPLPOD/1145881.jpg
TA: FUCK dont look at that iit2 wrong!!!!
AA: 0_0 why are you looking at pictures of tiny frolicking hoofbeasts?
AA: are you intending to court the sweat factory to try and spite me?
TA: ii made a mii2take.
TA: contrary to popular belief, aradiia, ii dont alway2 have ulterior motive2, you know.
TA: maybe ii...
TA: ... get ready for thii2, because iit2 biig...
TA: ...maybe ii...
TA: ... ii enjoy 2mall animal2.
TA: 2tupid.

apocalypseArisen ceased trolling twinArmageddons

Aradia turned her husktop off, this time for good. Feeling flustered, she decided she'd leave right then. She didn't need help from someone as rude as Sollux, anyway. She could get directions later on.]

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[Looking back on the small cluster of green towers in the distance, Aradia felt proud of herself. Getting through the bustle of the city had been harder than she'd thought, and finding someone who knew where she was headed had been even harder. A lot of the rustbloods who lived in the city feared the seadwellers, and had never even left the confines of the urban area. Eventually, Aradia had stumbled upon a small girl with four small horns curved around her face, donning a gold coloured shirt with a five-circled symbol, who claimed to have been to the coast once before, and warned Aradia against it, insisting it was just a "big bunch of water and scary". When the red-blood remained confident however, the smaller girl eventually gave in and pointed her towards a small, open path that stretched on for miles.

This was the very path Aradia was strolling down now, and had been doing so for what seemed like a long time. As a ghost, she aimlessly drifted countless miles a day, but now she was a creature of flesh and blood again, the earlier incident with Sollux and her own fatigue made Aradia feel cranky.

It was then, however, that Aradia became aware of what seemed to be a small glisten of dark water parting between the hills not too far ahead, wider than any great lake the girl had ever seen, which stretched on as far as she could see.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:45 pm Post subject:

[Gamzee had nodded off on his boulder, but the gentle crunch of feet on sand roused him. Groggily sitting up, he looked over at the source of the disturbance, and there he saw her. Aradia Megido.

'Woah. She's kinda motherfucking... Cute.' He thought to himself, a gentle smile on his painted lips. The young troll woman was a head or two shorter than he, with flowing black hair down to below her bottom. Trying not to ponder on her rear too much, he instead took note of her full, red lips and ram-like horns. Aradia was voluptuous, and so very feminine.

"H-hey bro." Gamzee said, scrambling up to meet her. "How the motherfuck are you on this miraculous fuckin' day?" He scratched the back of his head with a long-nailed hand and grinned sheepishly. He wasn't sure what to say or do, and the fact she was pretty made it that little bit harder.

"...Want some Faygo?" He offered her his elixir out of a lack of anything better to do, holding out the bottle stupidly.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[The coast was most definitely on Aradia Megido's list of great discoveries, right up there with that freaky puppet she'd found a little while back. She wasn't sure how long she'd been wandering around the small patch of beach that lay before her, but the soft breaking of the waves and the way the white-gold sand crunched with each step she took had completely enchanted Aradia, all her previous thoughts washed away. That was, until she noticed a figure propped against a boulder several feet away from her.

"Oh." She muttered to herself, taking a few slow steps towards the sleeping troll. He stirred slightly, so she paused to take the opportunity to eye him now, as not to seem rude. A few strands of his dark, scruffy hair fell over his painted face, and Aradia took note of the fangs protruding from the boy's mouth. Asleep, he looked oddly docile, but with small undertones of ferociousness still there. It was the indigo symbol on his shirt that made Aradia really uneasy, though, as she realized that the sleeping figure in front of her was none other than Gamzee Makara.

She crept towards the boy once more, and slowly reached out in an attempt to shake him gently into consciousness, when she'd noticed that his wide eyes had snapped open at some point. "Um, hello." She mumbled sheepishly, quickly pulling her hand back as Gamzee scrambled to his feet, swaying slightly as he peered down at her. He was at least a head taller than her, but Aradia realized that, when conscious, his gawky height fanged grin and zoned-out demeanor gave the boy an aura of odd, somewhat awkward charisma, as opposed to ferocity.

It was clear that neither troll had any idea how to react to the other. Aradia blinked vacantly, almost in awe, at the boy towering over her a few times, not really clocking anything he was saying, before she was greeted by a colourful bottle being thrust in her direction. She instinctively took a small step back, examining the label wordlessly. The flavour was supposedly "Redpop!", whatever odd, alien flavour that was, and above that, in white, stylized writing, read the word "Faygo". Her eyes widened as she recognized the human drink from second-hand accounts. She'd never really believed that Gamzee drank that stuff...

"U-Um." Aradia stuttered again, curling her toes to stop herself from backing away more. She didn't want to offend her new "bro", but did she really have to...?
Pushing the thoughts from her minds, she passively took the bottle from Gamzee's wiry, clawed hands and struggled with the human mechanism keeping it sealed. They always put the caps on too damn tight. Aradia lifted the bottle to her lips, discreetly trying to sniff it before she drank. It smelt strong and sweet, kind of like miracles. Whatever those were.

Before she knew it, she was absent-mindedly chugging the most possibly pollutive substance, only realizing after she'd taken a few large gulps.
"O-Oh, that's, um... it tastes alright." A light, red blush spread across her cheeks, and she decided to hand the bottle of sugary swill back to her friend before she could do any more harm to herself.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:05 pm Post subject:

[Gamzee sniggered at the girl's antics, holding back his more violent honks in case she would be scared off. Faygo tended to have a certain... Effect on people, but this?

"Hehe, told you that shit be motherfucking miraculous, didn't I bro?" The highblood was still scratching the back of his head and trying (unsuccessfully) to stop his eyes from wandering across her delicious-looking lips to the more-than-just-a-little-impressive bust. Deciding that the best course of action would be to distract himself, he mounted the boulder and spread his arms wide, looking out to sea.

"Well, motherfucker, this is it. Pretty fucking big, ain't she?" Gamzee plonked himself back down and laughed heartily. He loved this ocean, and it wasn't just because of his Lusus. Sure, there were some creepy motherfuckers living in it, but altogether it was just another miracle.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[Aradia watched the indigo-blooded boy in fascination, becoming vaguely aware of a light, almost floaty feeling blossoming in her chest. It was oddly nostalgic - yet at the same time, somehow entirely new. Then again, after having been little more than an emotionless shell for gog knows how long, every feeling was fresh and exciting to Aradia. Must have been the Faygo.

"It's beautiful. It really is." She noted softly, forcing herself to tear her gaze away from Gamzee and his odd, human-like habit of assigning genders to non-sentient objects.
'Even though it -looks- sentient.' Aradia thought to herself as she stared in wonder at the vast expanse of water once more, the breaking waves all starting to resemble the countless limbs of some greater, majestic, thrashing creature to her. She couldn't quite fathom the fact that trolls, just like her - among other things - actually made their home in there.

Deciding the silence that befell the duo had become a little too lengthy for her liking, Aradia decided to attempt to make conversation with her outwardly-joyous friend once more.
"It must be nice living here." She tried to stay formal, her gaze fixated on the grinning boy. There was definitely something off behind his eyes, the all-too familiar glaze of pain nearly completely concealed, but not quite. But outwardly, he kept on smiling. And to Aradia, that was almost as enchanting as the breeze that rushed through her hair, or the vibrant shades of blues, purples and blacks that swirled into the sky.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject:

["It's pretty fucking legit." replied the lazy minstrel. Brushing his messy mane of hair back from his face, rolled to his side and once again admired the red-blooded Aradia. "Y'know, you're pretty motherfucking sweet, bro. How you liking the view?"

Gamzee wondered if his guest would enjoy a pie. He knew they weren't for everyone, but you never know. The girl might love them! He was about to suggest they go eat some and slam some drinks, but before he could utter any of the words he was thinking of, he slipped on the damp rock and feel tumbling straight onto the poor girl.

It just wasn't the day for miracles. :o( ]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

["The view?" Aradia repeated with feigned innocence, forcing back the slight flushing sensation in her cheeks brought on by the earlier compliment, and the fact Gamzee was now openly attempting to make eye contact with her. "I guess it's pretty motherf-- I mean, um, it's spectacular. I've never seen anything like this before." She resisted the urge to facepalm as she corrected herself. That quirk was motherfucking catchy.

"Oh, and, um, I guess you're rather 'sweet' t--" she was cut off by a sudden weight crashing on top of her, and she gulped back the instinctual, panicked shriek rising in her throat - Aradia still wasn't sure why she felt so nervous around Gamzee - when she realized he'd simply fallen off the boulder.

They lay in a tangled heap of limbs for a few seconds, both trying to understand exactly what just happened. Gamzee was the first to react, gently and wordlessly easing himself off of Aradia's sprawled form, before scrabbling to his feet in a flurry of "Oh shit motherfucker, I'm so sorry"s and apologetic, goofy grins.

Aradia did the same, brushing the sand out of her hair and smiling at him softly, noting the furious blush subtly evident even beneath the boy's painted cheeks. She was sure of the heat in her own cheeks, which had somehow slipped by her formal farce. Not wanting to make Gamzee uncomfortable, however, she registered the outline of an odd-shaped hive on the coastline and decided it was time to very quickly change the subject.
"Do you live there?" the red-blooded girl asked, pointing at the unusual structure.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:40 pm Post subject:

[Cursing his clumsiness and foolishness, Gamzee brushed himself off and awkwardly looked to the side, trying to avoid her eyes. Not like he could, though, they were kinda captivating.

At least it was better than staring at her chest.

Noticing that she'd asked him a question, Gamzee's ears perked and he looked her in the eye, standing up a little straighter.

"Yup, that's my hive. I got some nice pies inside, if you wanna take a motherfucking bite, sister. They're a little strange first time round, but you'll learn to like their miracles." He honked a little and began to walk toward his hive, absent mindedly grabbing Aradia's sleeve and leading her there, too.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[The eye contact relieved Aradia, and she felt her lips curve into another smile as she watched her friend's back straighten with confidence. A smile which then faltered when she heard a certain word.
"Pies...?" The girl's voice wavered slightly and she sunk her heels into the sand slightly as she was dragged, not like it made much difference. The bodily contact made the floaty feeling in Aradia's chest flare up once more, but she didn't think about that. It was the pies that had caught her attention. She'd heard about them several times from Tavros, but she still didn't understand quite what they were, or what they did. But Gamzee seemed healthy enough, so she followed him - albeit slightly reluctantly.

Gamzee's hive was rather chaotic to behold. Neat rows of Faygo bottles lined the room, accompanied by sizeable piles of bicycle horns. These were the only neatly arranged things, Aradia noticed, as she glanced at the various pie tins - some filled with a green, goopy looking substance - and juggling clubs strewn around the room in disarray.
"This is, um, nice." She gulped, her gaze scanning the room at eye-height, the posters of mirthful yet menacing humanoid, jester-esque figures on the wall all looking down upon her. She scrabbled at the doorframe slightly, but couldn't get a good enough grip as her pleased, indigo-blooded friend dragged her inside.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:41 pm Post subject:

["Aw, thanks bro." Said Gamzee, slamming the poor troll down into a cushy chair and putting the steaming pie dish on her lap. "It took motherfucking ages to get all the posters."

Shovelling the luminescent soporific slime into his all-too-eager mouth, Gamzee half emptied his dish before Aradia even had time to fathom the situation. Mistaking his guest's apprehension for shyness, he decided to take matters into his own hands. Rather literally. Dipping his slender finger into his own pie, he licked a little of the excess off and then unceremoniously shoved the digit between those afore-mentioned luscious red lips. The mouth ones.

"No need to be shy, bro, dig right in to this miraculous shit!" he said gleefully, making sure she swallowed the viscous liquid.]
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LenLenWearsBlue · Joined: 18 Mar 2011 Posts: 1059 Location: Under your bed.

[Aradia blinked disdainfully at the troll opposite her, who was swallowing down handful after handful of slime - then at the pie tin on her lap, trying not to frown. "Gamzee, this looks like it's just--"
She was cut off by something being forced past her lips. Too shocked (and horribly curious) to squirm away, Aradia shot the grinning indigo-blood a surprised, almost cold gaze, then flicked her tongue against his finger a few times, lapping the slime off.

Immediately the faint taste of motherfucking miracles that had been lingering in Aradia's mouth erupted in strength as she swallowed the gelatinous substance, and she began shovelling more of the substance from her own tin into her mouth - making a fair mess as she did so - almost as if it were a reflex reaction. It was only when she was about two thirds of the way through that she realized she felt strange. Placid, almost. That didn't stop her from finishing off the pie, of course.

"Shit, that was good." The red-blood chuckled softly, the first time she'd done so since her demise. She sprawled herself out in her chair, noticing things beginning to change around her. Colours became more vibrant, and even morphed completely now and again. Miracles indeed. The voice of reason was screaming at her, but Aradia was too fixated on the boy opposite her again to notice, studying him intently now. He really -did- have an odd charm about him. She'd caught sight of a few smears of slime around his lips, and she wondered if she could just reach out and motherfucking...

"Motherfucker you have slime on your face." Aradia slurred and wrapped her arms around Gamzee's neck, leaning in closer to him. That was a good enough warning, right?
Putting no more thought into the subject, she ever so gently ran her tongue over the indigo-blood's delicious lips, clutching to him tightly in order to be able to support her own weight.]

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:45 pm Post subject:

[The sudden intrusion of a tongue was shocking to Gamzee, but certainly not unpleasant. Rather than shoving her off, he moaned a little, his ears drooping at the sudden shyness. Her tongue was persistent, however, and soon his hands were balling the fabric of her shirt up and his tongue was fighting a furious battle for dominance inside her gorgeously warm and moist mouth.

Before long, his hands began to explore, one on the smooth flesh of her back, soaking in her supple skin and how safe it felt. The other was a little more daring, rubbing the point where her sock ended, just above the knee. Realising that his hand was well and truly up her skirt by now, and admitting to himself that he fully intended to slide it higher, Gamzee flushed. Ears drooping and cheeks burning, he pulled back for air and noticed that in her messy munching session, darling Aradia had spilled some sopor slime on her succulent and slender neck.

"Y-Ya got some on your motherfucking neck, bro." Gamzee almost whispered as he dragged his tongue across the affected area. His busy hands slipped downward, grabbing her plump and shapely bottom outside of the skirt, while the invading hand slid that little bit further up her thigh, kneading and caressing the flesh gently, as if it would break if he were to exert too much pressure.]
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