Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:58 am Post subject: the spiderses

they started to have spider sex and it felt rely wieird for twilight but twilight nevr even had normal regualr pony sex so spider sex was the weirdest most strage thing ever. it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing. amynore.

This story is pure fucking magic. It's also almost totally incomprehensible, but I did glean that Twilight and Mac turned into spiders and have spider sex, unleashing a "solid black mass of itchy screaming death" upon Ponyville. Also, MLP-WTG seems like a fun group for Friendship is Magic fan fiction authors.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:07 am Post subject:

I actually just read this yesterday. I was going to post about it but then I forgot.

This story is simply awesome. Pure magic really.

A dramatic reading of the story.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:10 am Post subject:

Marvelous. I really hoped I had something new for you, but you really look for these things.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:17 am Post subject:

I guess it was only natural I would eventually stumble upon a FiM troll fic, especially one this bizarre and amusing. Though I did only learn about it recently, so it was close to being new to me.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:24 am Post subject:

Eh, only last month. That's not long at all. It should be new to most of us.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:26 am Post subject:

Yeah. I didn't hear about it until last week and didn't read it until last night. I'm sure it'll still be new to most.

Creepy new signature. I like it...
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:31 am Post subject:

Thank you. I just found it and had to use it.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:33 am Post subject:

I don't blame you. It's quite a fun picture.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:38 am Post subject:

I wonder if it's too big though. I tried to make it around the size of your signature, but I didn't think it looked quite right with those dimensions, and tweaked it a little.

Also...
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:30 am Post subject:

I think it's fine. I don't mind looking at it, at least.

That one's awesome too...
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:48 pm Post subject:

Rabu found a new sig that's very disturbing? Well, I'm going to have some very fun nightmares tonight...

Damnit, forgot I don't have a DeviantArt account. Cannot access story.

EDIT: Forgot about the dramatic readings. Geez, may they have greater fortune later in their lives for taking the risk to read such a godawful story. This isn't like My Immortal where only the unintentional humor keeps me from literally losing every single neuron in my brain, I think my brain would literally shut down after three paragraphs of this thing if I could read it.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:55 pm Post subject:

Yeah. It is a great story, isn't it?
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Selrahc · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:00 pm Post subject:

It really is amazing. If I could be made dumb just by reading the title, it has to be an epic of wonderful proportions. Anyway, I didn't catch the last bit on te dramatic reading, did they turn back into ponies or did they remain spiders and had more spider sex or something?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:01 pm Post subject:

They turn back into ponies. Then the author of the story appears for no reason whatsoever as an alicorn and Twilight immediately offers to have sex with him. Then it pretty much ends.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:13 pm Post subject:

The author apparently showed up as a served unicorn horn, or something like that.
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