Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Selrahc · Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:52 am Post subject:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get Renji.

*inserts Hollow*
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:12 pm Post subject:

You get sent to pie jail.

*inserts a kettle of fish*
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:27 am Post subject:

You get fucked by Konata with a strap-on.

*inserts cabbage*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:32 am Post subject:

You get to watch Konata fuck Kagami with a strap on.

*inserts pizza*
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:46 am Post subject:

You get bling.

*inserts toilet paper*
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:47 am Post subject:

Awesome. /r/ing pics!

You get to see Sabre and Kallen grind with a double ender.

*inserts magic unicorn coin*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:52 am Post subject:

Damn it. You suck, SGA for posting ahead of Toutaku. I wanted to see that...

And I know for a fact I'm not going to find pics of Konata doing Kagami with a strap on that are safe, and posting unsafe images outside of the 19+ board is against rules, I believe.

You get randomly attacked by Phil the Time Wizard (the character; not me).

*inserts a pie's panties*
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:05 am Post subject:

Ha Haaaaa! Another unintentional cock block by me!

Losers!!!

You get exploded by imaginary SGA (the superhero; not me)

*inserts unicorn dust*
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:14 am Post subject:

You get to watch Phil see the Sabre and Kallen thing.

*inserts pie*

And we need a Konata X Kagamin thread!!!
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:17 am Post subject:

You get to molest a girl on a Japanese subway train.

*inserts popsicles*

I concur, sorta.
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:34 am Post subject:

Awesomeness...

You get laid.

*inserts flies*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:36 am Post subject:

By who/with who?

You get pregnant.

*inserts hash brownies*
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Toutaku · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:39 am Post subject:

Anyone you want.

*inserts pies*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:47 am Post subject:

Hmm... kinda could use a neko boy right now.

You get a super saiyan pizza with over 9000 toppings (???).

*inserts juvenile diabetes*
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:52 am Post subject:

You get raped by Jesus.

*inserts a sandwich*
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