Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Toutaku · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:32 am Post subject: Vending Machine Thread

Ok, it works like this. I start by posting '*inserts coin*'

the next person tells you what you get, then inserts their own coin.

Example:

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:33 am Post subject: Re: Vending Machine Thread

Toutaku · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:36 am Post subject:

You get Lucrecia Harrison in a thong.

*inserts coin*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:36 am Post subject:

You get a machine gun

*inserts coin*

Toutaku · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:38 am Post subject:

You get laid.

*inserts coin*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:39 am Post subject:

You get a mallet.

*inserts coin*

Toutaku · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:40 am Post subject:

You get herpes from getting laid.
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:41 am Post subject:

No coin inserted?

*inserts coin*
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Toutaku · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:42 am Post subject:

Sorry.

you get Rachel Alucard and Mina Tepes in a bathtub full of chocolate.

*inserts coin*
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"Victims, aren't we all?"

SimplyRed · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:44 am Post subject:

You get raped

*inserts coin*
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:44 am Post subject:

What was that all about?

You get a flying squirrel.

*inserts coin*

SimplyRed · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:46 am Post subject:

You get a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

*inserts coin*
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Selrahc · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:50 am Post subject:

You get shot.

*inserts coin*

SimplyRed · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:50 am Post subject:

You get a coin.

*inserts coin*
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:53 am Post subject:

You get gigantic two ton walrus.

*inserts a coin*
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