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Toutaku
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What anime character is like a lift?
Yagami Raito, because he's an L Evader!
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Phil the Time Wizard
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:48 am Post subject: |
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Oh god... What is this I don't even
Not sure I have any anime jokes at the moment.
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Toutaku
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:55 am Post subject: |
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Not just anime.
How many naked pies does it take to kill Robert Pattinson?
I couldn't count them, I was too busy masturbating.
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Phil the Time Wizard
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:58 am Post subject: |
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Okay, now that was kind of funny actually. Sort of...
I still got nothing. Kind of suck at coming up with jokes.
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Toutaku
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:00 am Post subject: |
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Recycle some you know?
What do you get when you try to breed hot pies and chimpanzees?
Banned from the zoo.
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Selrahc
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Here's one I suppose:
How many crows does it take to kill Kristen Stewart?
None; the crows wouldn't get near her so we had to use flamethrowers.
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Phil the Time Wizard
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| Toutaku wrote: | Recycle some you know?
What do you get when you try to breed hot pies and chimpanzees?
Banned from the zoo. |
I don't really retain jokes. Kinda don't hear a lot for one thing.
this one was kind a funny though.
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Toutaku
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Ah, pies. Hot and funny!
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pie jokes are always good.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:24 am Post subject: |
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What do you do when your pie says 'no'?
Reapply the duct tape
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Heh, awesome....
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Toutaku
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Rapey joke is rapey.
What do you do when your pie gets pregnant?
Dispose, she is oo old.
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Heh. I'm not pedobear, so "too old" is never an issue with me...
Anyway, good night.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:35 am Post subject: |
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Night then!
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What's the nicest thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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