Glorious Escapism Roleplay

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:00 am Post subject:

That's the first time I remember my "gaydar" being wrong. Everyone on our floor has asked me, "Is your roommate gay?", and answering no is almost weird in a way.

to:

"Gaidar" The first time I remember me I'm wrong. Everyone on our floor: you "Rumumeitogei and answer the most bizarre way, I see. (No. Just no.)
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:10 am Post subject:

Heh. I'm personally not very good at telling that sort of thins unless it's really, really obvious.

which also means;

Hmmm. Personally, I have a lot in fact, the message that such things are not really as thin as vague as well. (Exactly what I meant...)
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:26 am Post subject:

Heh, do you have a lesbidar?

or:

Oh, you have lesbidar? (Side note- There are three people passed out on my room's floor)
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:39 am Post subject:

No. I really don't (Unless, again, it's really, really obvious).

or:

Not at all (unless, again, it's very, very clear) are available.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:45 am Post subject:

You should.

to:

Should you.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:08 am Post subject:

Just because I find lesbians particularly hot doesn't mean I'm able to easily identify real lesbians.

or:

I'm gay, I'm hot means that you can easily identify true homosexuals only to find, in particular. (What is this, I don't even).
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:11 am Post subject:

Wow, Phil, really? I didn't know you were like that.

Yeah, I know. I'm just messing with you.

to:

Yes, I know. I was messing with you.
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:01 am Post subject:

Hehe. Google translator sometimes.... Still, it was pretty funny. This thing can really screw stuff up.

heh:

Heh heh. Google Translate ...., it's still pretty interesting. It can really ruin things.
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:13 am Post subject:

Heh, Google translator does screw up a lot of things. Hell, might as well join the conversation and make everything just seem like a pileup of shit.

Translated to:

Ah, Google will not translate things worse. Well, my God, this nonsense and join the conversation that people are seen as the be all. (Google, stop defending yourself! Your translator screws up everything!)
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:42 pm Post subject:

I'M NOT WEARING MY OWN PANTS!!!!!!!

or:

I knot my pants !!!!!!!
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:56 pm Post subject:

You tied your pants? That's a little odd. And what do you know, one of my brother's fish has died.

Warped into:

Pants you signed? It is a bit odd. Fish were killed, either you are my Brother, you know. (What the hell...)
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:00 pm Post subject:

Rider is punishing me, I guess. And that's too bad. Your brother rough with it, or did it just die?

to:

Competitors are punishing me, I think. And it's a shame. His brother, vulgar, or you just die?
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Selrahc · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:05 pm Post subject:

It just died a few minutes ago. I don't think my brother has noticed it yet. Rider's punishing you for what?

After a few moments:

He died a few minutes ago. My brother and I have not seen yet about it. What do you punish the player? (Okay, this is just ridiculous now)
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Shut up and bleed, you motherfucker.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:01 pm Post subject:

Sexy pie is sexy.

=

Sexy Sexy lullaby.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:07 pm Post subject:

Because I told her to, Selrahc.

to:

So I told her Selrahc.
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I dare ya! I double dare ya, MOTHA F**KA!!