Glorious Escapism Roleplay

Toutaku

So, I was thinking of doing a crack fic centered around a guy who know martial arts going to Hogwarts.

The possibilities for hilarity are numerous, and I think I have a basic plot in my mind.

Your opinions/comments/ideas?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:51 am Post subject:

Sounds amusing. You could make it pretty random.

Try and work and Ebony cameo in if you can.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:52 am Post subject:

I'll see if I can, although my spelling and grammar will be impeccable, as always.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:53 am Post subject:

Understandable. You said a crack fic, not a troll fic.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:55 am Post subject:

Imagin Vlodemort trying to curse him.

The dude sidesteps, narrowly missing death, runs to him and snappes his wand with a roundhouse kick.

The amount of evil wizards missing testicles by the end of this...
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:56 am Post subject:

Heh. Sounds like it could be fun.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:58 am Post subject:

A guy like that probably could do more damage against wizards. I think Rowling herself once said that magic isn't very practical, especially against a shotgun.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am Post subject:

Unless you're Hagrid.

How many times did you think/say "Just PUNCH him!!"

I think he may have a spade as a weapon, my main character.
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:05 am Post subject:

A spade is a good weapon. Decapitation!
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:09 am Post subject:

A Monk-Spade, from the original Chinese martial arts?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:11 am Post subject:

Sounds like a good idea to me.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:13 am Post subject:

He needs either a hillbilly name, or a really generic boring name. It'd add to the hilarity.

Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob?

Keith?
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Rabukurafuto · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:21 am Post subject:

Jimmy Clem.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:27 am Post subject:

Heh. That would add to the humor.
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Toutaku · Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:28 am Post subject:

XD Awesome.
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